Lets start with measurements. I am British, and as such our measurements differ from most off the world, so here is a quick breakdown of how to measure one's bust, UK Stylee.

Firstly, find your "Back" or "Strap" measure under the bust (1) and add 4 inches if the measurement is even and add 5 inches if it is odd. I measure 36" which gives me a back sixe of 40".

Secondly, to find your "Cup" size, measure across the fullest part of the bust (2) and subtract your back size. I measured 38" here, so my final measurement was -2" for cup size. Plonk that in the table below to get a bra size (after D, cup sizes fluctuate between double letters and single, i.e. DD/E and can even go to triple, HHH):

-2" = AAA (Very RARE, if not non-existent size)

-1" = AA

00 = A

+1" = B

+2" = C

+3" = D

etc...

Which makes me a 40AAA (no chance of finding this)

Having started listening to the hypnosis mp3's, whilst not listening religiously, I do seem to have seen some effect.

I am a little sceptic, but I do want to believe this will work. I have listened to Grants single track a couple of times, and listened to the 1st 3 tracks form the 5 supplied by Victoria. Now I know I should try to listen at the same time each day, but nevertheless, even though I have only listened to 5 tracks since I started this blog, I do appear to have changed slightly. In fact I would appear to have changed up a cup size as I now measure 36/39 not 36/38, makling me a 40AA (still hard to find, but it does exist).

My right breast seems bigger than my left. But as I said, I am sceptical, and this change could just be body fat and nothing else.

I will keep you posted.

You gotta start somewhere...

... and you might as well tell someone.

This blog is here mainly to excercise some of my inner demons, and to record data on a little experiment that I am going to conduct on myself in relation to said demons.

So first of all, my demons. Like any red-blooded male, I have a huge interest in the anatomy of members of the opposite sex. However, this interest goes a little further than most.

Quite often I have heard the question: "Are you a leg or a breast man?" I fall in to the breast man category, and would like to fall a lot further.

The female breast has always fascinated me, so much so that I want my own!!!

Before anyone says I'm a homosexual I have to point out that I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in the male anatomy or engaging in acts of a sexual nature with other males. Also, should anyone suggest that I need more contact wit members of the fairer sex I must also point out that I am married, and that my wife has rather large breasts that she lets me play with on a regular basis. (She's not quite so keen to let me wear her bra's tho).

I have been looking into male breasts and breast enhancement, but most options will degade all other male features, something I do not want. That being said, I stumbled across self hypnosis.

I had first seen an article about a woman increasing her cup size through hypnosis over 7 years ago in OK Magazine (or some other similar weekly trashy womans mag). Needless to say I bought a copy, but have since lost it.

More recently I stumbled across self hypnosis. There are 2 main purveyors I have come across and others may be available. The 1st is http://www.nzhypnosis.com/ and is quite cheap. For your money you get a 20-30 min recorded session by Grant Boddington. The 2nd is http://www.hyptalk.com/ and is 3-4 times the price, but you do get 5 20-30 minute recorded sessions by Victorisa Wizell instead of the 1 offered by Grant. Both can be downloaded as .mp3's and in contacting both parties they have confirmed that they have had limited success with men.

I have also been informed that being comfortable with the voice on the recording makes a big difference, one reason why am willing to shell out the extra and purchase Victoria's sessions. I just wouldn't feel comfortable listening to a man telling me I am going to grow breasts.

Shortly I will be starting the program, which should last for a minimum of 10 weeks. During this time I will try and keep you updated with my sizes. I won;t bother you with my horrid photos yet, but you may see before and after images if this works.

Then its onto phase 2!!!